SOME LIKE IT HOT!

Dear Internets,

I am a chilli fan. I literally would carry hot sauce in my bag if I thought I had no access to it and I do not mean the baseball bat variety.Lots of people claim to be but I have proof in the form of 3 bottles:

  1. sambal…On most asian food and on fries with Japanese mayo, YUM!
  2. Tobasco, the giant kind you can only get at Costco
  3. Piri piri sauce from Nado’s, once again in Costco size and disappointingly not at the mouth scorching heat level I wanted but apparently they don’t sell that, possibly due to the niche market.

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HOLIDAY

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We are a little over a week from Autumn and I can’t wait for the cool change to arrive. Normally I love summer but who’s loving 46 degrees Celsius with 2 kids? NOBODY! Autumn in Australia is summer dresses, cardigans and trips to visit my fremeny, the ocean! For now I’m hiding from the freak hail storm indoors, enduring a common cold and watching The Daily Show thinking at least I don’t live in America.

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HAPPY TUESDAY

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Happy Valentine’s day/Galentines day ( if you are a single female)/ Tuesday( if you are me)! I love the spirit of it all but not so much the materialism, ironic right? Really not going to complain about a day that promotes people sharing their feelings. Happen to chuck on something fortuitously appropriate too so lets celebrate with a gif. Who has made fancy plans then?

DRAGONFRUIT

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I’ve never liked  dragon fruit and now I’m certain there are daily smoothie bowl Instagramers out to lynch me but there it is. They are a pretty enough fruit, and intriguing to say the least with it’s name and unique appearance but what else? I can be shallow but seldom when it comes to fruit. Bland taste, no crunch and expensive, so what are you good for? Continue reading

46 DEGREES CELCIUS

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I am melting. This statement is a few degrees short of switching from figurative to literal so when I went to seek refuge in the air conditioned beverage laden oasis that is the shopping mall, I was shocked to witness winter clothes being brought in as far as the eye can see. My conclusions can be one of these two options:

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