STRETCHIES

Dear Internets, I have a small head. Yup it can’t be denied that when I was born my aunty looked at me and laughed at how small my head was or that in high school I could fit all the hats in Toys’R’Us designed for infants. Do you need more evidence than a friend seeing…

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SWEET GHOST SOCIETY

Dear Internets, Halloween is only just becoming a thing here and catching on very slowly with many objectors; its sort of like the Trump campaign in that regard (sorry I just had to America). So, it shouldn’t surprise you to find I’ve only had trick or treaters come around once before. When I was younger…

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HEINUI FW16-17

Dear Internets, Listening to : Corinne Bailey Rae Because the latest Heinui campaign reminds me of 90’s pink and blue fete fairy floss, ikea and hiding under doonas (maybe in Ikea), which in my opinion is always a good thing. French fashion designer, Claire Pignot, whose name I’m surely mispronouncing, has a collection that really…

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SMURFISH

Dear Internets, What do you do when you make too much icing while putting together some food for your sister-in-laws baby shower?It is a very specific hypothetical but I think the intelligent response is to either throw it away or if you have another occasion coming up, use it for that. My response was to…

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MAY GIBBS

Dear Internets, Snuggle pot and cuddle pie were introduced to me as a new child of Australia and man did I think it was odd at first…but then this is the same beautiful country that adopted “once a jolly swagman” as the morbid people’s choice national anthem. The illustrations kept me paying attention and now…

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