GLITTER VANS!

Dear Internets, “Cool f+%$ing sneakers”                                                                                        “mall”

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SOME LIKE IT HOT!

Dear Internets, I am a chilli fan. I literally would carry hot sauce in my bag if I thought I had no access to it and I do not mean the baseball bat variety.Lots of people claim to be but I have proof in the form of 3 bottles: sambal…On most asian food and on…

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HOLIDAY

Dear Internets, We are a little over a week from Autumn and I can’t wait for the cool change to arrive. Normally I love summer but who’s loving 46 degrees Celsius with 2 kids? NOBODY! Autumn in Australia is summer dresses, cardigans and trips to visit my fremeny, the ocean! For now I’m hiding from…

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46 DEGREES CELCIUS

Dear Internets, I am melting. This statement is a few degrees short of switching from figurative to literal so when I went to seek refuge in the air conditioned beverage laden oasis that is the shopping mall, I was shocked to witness winter clothes being brought in as far as the eye can see. My…

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PULP

Dear Internets, For those playing along on social media, you may have noticed my recent insomnia. It’s getting so bad my body seems to have adjusted and now I can’t sleep on time even if my kids allow it and all because of TEETHING. Yes its that dreaded word that even looks like it should be…

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